Obama Set to Quit, Looks to Sign With Chicago Bulls

Posted on 11. Mar, 2010 by in Entertainment, Front Page, Politics, Sports

From our friends at eTrueSports.com:

Washington – “It ain’t worth it, nothing is,” said President Barack Obama in announcing he will resign the Presidency to sign a ten-day, non-guaranteed contract with his hometown Chicago Bulls. “Pretending to like Nancy Pelosi is killing me.”

As for Biden — he’s ready to take over.

“I’m ready to serve,” announced a beaming Vice-President Joe Biden in a joint press conference with his former boss. “I’m ready to shoot jumpers,” said Obama.

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