Nate Beeler [Fire and Ice]

…Where you wish you could take something back? Chris Matthews may be color blind [Real Clear Politics] /what if this guy said the same thing?

Computer hackers have always been so creative and friendly. Hackers struck at least 10 House websites overnight, substituting expletives aimed at Pres. Obama just hours after his State of the Union address. [hack job] Who knew they could do so much damage from their parent’s basement.

He wants to end ABC store’s monopoly in Virginia.

And just hours before POTUS drops by for a little chat, too.  Bummer. By the way, that air freshener?  Earmark.

What’s worse:  The fact that this is newsworthy or the fact that we’re posting about it? “In my opinion, I feel like he [Obama] should be focusing a lot more on jobs and the economy,” Amber Lee Ettinger told the New York Post. “He did create some jobs, but most …

Unclear as to who said it… h/t MK via Some Girl Named Bong

If it gets any weirder than this, we’d like to know. Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants A German man who stuffed 44 small lizards into his underwear before trying to board a flight has been sentenced to prison in New Zealand for plundering the country’s protected …

Welcome @JoeLieberman to Twitter.

We guarantee the geniuses behind the Harris Teeter parking lot on Capitol Hill will not attend this.

This means we might have to readjust our future business model. After Three Months, Only 35 Subscriptions for Newsday’s Web Site Fact: 35 is more than 10.

Is 140 characters getting to be too much? Compete, a Web analytics firm, says the microblogging [Twitter] site’s number of visitors hasn’t changed much since June and that its roughly 22 million visitors in December was about 770,000 fewer than its highest number, which was in August. Multiple other analysts …

That’s right kids, we’re breaking news! Sources [the credible kind] have told FamousDC that the stank that’s been lingering throughout the Senate side of the Capitol today is exactly what you suspected it was: Poo. Apparently the odor is the result of a sewage line being left open in the …

Or so we’re told…