Don’t F With Gilbert Arenas

Gambling and guns in the Bullets’ Wizards’ locker room.

AP: Report: Arenas, Crittenton pull guns on each other

Barney Frank's Lisp

02. Jan, 2010

Don’t worry, Gilbert Arenas was just rehearsing his role for Lil’ Wayne’s new video.
William Jefferson Meet Freezer; Freezer Meet William Jefferson

02. Jan, 2010

+1;

Except Arenas is trying to gain street cred for his new career as a gangsta rapper.

I heard Plaxico Burress will be his hype-man. Plaxico’s limp was gangsta enough to get him the job.
The word "nuclear," as pronounced by George W. Bush

02. Jan, 2010

Arenas repented for his sins when he put his hands on the TV during the Sugar Bowl and accepted Tim Tebow as his personal savior.
Sen. Susan Collins' Odd Vocal Cadence

02. Jan, 2010

Apparently the Wizards’ locker room is the new spot where both Bloods and Crips can get “jumped in.”

Gilbert IS hardcore.
My Other Office Is At Crystal City Restaurant

03. Jan, 2010

Arenas needed a bookie to collect: he should have hired Tiger Woods’ wife. She has experience smacking pro athletes in the face with a nine-iron (or a tire-iron, for that matter.)