It’s not the weight Huckabee was hoping to lose. [loses key staffer]

We bet you weren’t expecting to read this: ‘Jesus Christ’ excused from jury duty Court offi­cials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn’t live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. [pray for her] Prayers Efforts to reach Christ for comment …

Pacquiao-Mayweather [on ] Al Qaeda [Afghanistan ] Hill homes [history ] DFMO [Real World ]

As only The Onion can do. Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP h/t Turk

This song will gain much more traction after it wins a Grammy.  [via Fired up Missouri] Wow: It gets better – way better.

Rep. Loretta Sanchez [D- Gretzky] is known for her creative Holiday cards, but this year she’s outdone herself. With the help of a professional ballroom dancer, [or a green screen] she was able to recreate a scene from Dancing With the Stars – all the while taking a quick jab …

Timely and threatening. Jake Tapper if tom friedman quotes that "we’re gonna need a bigger boat" line from Jaws one more time i will send the salahis to break into his house