Sarah Palin’s book launched, New Moon hysteria took Washington by storm, Chris Gindlesperger is celebrating a birthday Saturday, the Washington Blade shut down, Wolf Blitzer watched Lebron James, Oprah announced that she’s ending her TV show, a double entendre can be taken two ways, Congressman Peter DeFazio ain’t on Treasury …

This email is going around the Senate.  Staff assistants rejoice. The Senate voice mail system is not working because of all of the health care calls to the Senate right now. The calls are blowing the system out. Not much they can do about it – we’ll just have to …

If you’ve ever wanted to cruise with Rachel Maddow, here’s your chance: Air America wants to reward one lucky member of the progressive blogosphere with a free cruise through the Mexican Riviera from March 6 – 13, 2010 with Gov. Howard Dean, Rachel Maddow, Robert Kennedy Jr, Ron Reagan, and …

Abstinence [two years ] The Roots [930 Club ] The Gibson [stubby ] Spanking [Lebron ] Sarah Palin [style ] Wale [Honey ]

Oprah on Chicago: "Why Would Anybody Stay? It’s Freezing Here, And I Have A Mansion In Montecito That I Haven’t Been Able To Enjoy" [hometown lovin’] Mayor Daley is beside himself. The man is a total wreck. He’s blaming the "media" for her departure. PS: We know conservatives blame ACORN …

FamousDC welcomes Agent Zero back to the basketball blogosphere. Stet Sports Blog: Gilbert Arenas Tweets, Nick Young Tries Out for Jackass

Have a little Georgetown Vespa with your morning coffee.

Oh boy… On the heels of that news, Public Policy Polling released this shocking nugget on its blog: "a 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama last year.  [move on] A majority of Americans also blame ACORN for their bad mood …

Kansas businessman Tom Wiggans announced yesterday that he’s the Democrat running for Kansas governor. He then sent this email to supporters.  [notice the "paid for"]

We would have guessed New Jersey.

Finally, a Member of Congress introduces legislation that FDC can support.  [guaranteed not to be over 2,000 pages]

For those of you who think Facebook is as ridiculous as we do.  [birth control] Come on, LinkedIn. Don’t you guys have people?

If our dreams come true, this could be riveting.  [get your popcorn] The 2,074-page Senate health care bill would take 34 hours to read cover to cover — and that’s just what Sen. Tom Coburn wants done on the Senate floor. It’s a great day to be a Senate clerk. …