We’ve Always Wanted To Use “Navratilova” In a Headline

Posted on 30. Oct, 2009 by in Entertainment, Front Page, Sports

Martina Navratilova drew a parallel Thursday between Andre Agassi and Roger Clemens, saying she’s shocked the eight-time Grand Slam champion lied about drug use. [bitter]

He’s up there with Roger Clemens, as far as I’m concerned.

…And then she went back to her drug-free workout of bench-pressing Hummers.

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