Sarah Palin Wrote a Book

Posted on 29. Sep, 2009 by in Front Page, Interesting, Politics

That’s not a punch line – it’s the truth.

Sarah Palin’s publisher plans to announce Tuesday that the title of her eagerly awaited memoir will be “Going Rogue: An American Life. [picture book?]

We admire the former quitter Governor of Alaska for writing a book, we just feel the title is a little weak.  Why pay homage to former McCain staffers when titling your book, and not take a different, more creative approach?

Below are the TOP TEN book titles that hit the cutting room floor:

Zen and the Art of Snowmobile Maintenance
Paint By Number: Pictures From My Front Porch
What Happens in Wasilla, Stays in Wasilla
Buy This Book, Granny, Or a Death Panel Will Get Ya
History of the Alaskan-Speaking Peoples, Vol.1
En Rogue: The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Designer Glasses
Burn Before Reading
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Tuesdays With McCain
No One Puts Baby in a Corner

Note: Had “Great Expectations” not already been taken, that would have been the lead contender.

Do you have a better book title?  Submit it in the comments.  Clever titles will get promoted.

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6 Responses to “Sarah Palin Wrote a Book”

  1. Krispy

    29. Sep, 2009

    Dress for Success: How to Spend Other People’s Money

  2. Crank

    29. Sep, 2009

    Hockey Up A Loogie: My Run for VP

  3. Penny

    29. Sep, 2009

    “Wink”

  4. Sara

    29. Sep, 2009

    Once, Twice, Three Times a Maverick

  5. T-Palin

    29. Sep, 2009

    Hunting like a lady.

  6. joyce minst

    29. Sep, 2009

    As a women, I would be interested to read it as she is a strong part of our country and is a strong women with strong morals and integrity and a Christian as I am. She is a mother of many children and has been able to be successful at that and other things…this is commendable, if you ask me…