Caption Contest

Posted on 14. Sep, 2009 by in Front Page

"I’m telling you, I called shotgun as soon as I stepped outside."

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13 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Kyle

    14. Sep, 2009

    “I’m serious, Dan Snyder is paying Albert Haynesworth $100 million dollars.”

  2. Mr. West

    14. Sep, 2009

    I’m really happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.

  3. Bill

    14. Sep, 2009

    “Don’t be nervous. Yes, it’s a fire station and yes, you shouldn’t park in front of it – but remember, you’re the president … you can park wherever you damn well choose.”

  4. Jane

    14. Sep, 2009

    Get them out of my car. Get every single girl in there OUT of my car. NOW!

  5. Krispy

    14. Sep, 2009

    If Hillary’s in there, I’m not getting in.

  6. Ardy Bushey

    14. Sep, 2009

    No, Bill, you can’t have the doggie bag. Bo needs it more than Hillary!

  7. Dick Whitman

    14. Sep, 2009

    “I’m not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket…I like girls that aren’t too bright because you can trick ‘em a little bit…high school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18 years old, they start to figure it out.”

  8. Trelynda Kerr

    14. Sep, 2009

    Do I look like Morgan Freeman to you?

  9. Kymmr Barker

    14. Sep, 2009

    Get in quick, Monica only has 15 minutes!

  10. Matt

    14. Sep, 2009

    I’m sorry…but you read the sign….no Bills.

  11. Bret

    14. Sep, 2009

    “Ok hotshot, what IS the definition of “is”?

  12. Fugster

    15. Sep, 2009

    MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MAN-PURSE IN DISGUISE. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND MY KEYS IN HER SMALL INTESTINE. THAT MAKES ME THE KIND OF PERSON WHOSE AUTOGRAPH I WOULD WANT.

  13. Jeff

    17. Sep, 2009

    So you hold a cigar like this right after you use it on an intern.