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Posted on 14. Sep, 2009 by nolongerfamous in Front Page
"I’m telling you, I called shotgun as soon as I stepped outside."
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Posted on 14. Sep, 2009 by nolongerfamous in Front Page
"I’m telling you, I called shotgun as soon as I stepped outside."
Got a better one? Hit up the comment section. We’ll post the best ones.

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Kyle
14. Sep, 2009
“I’m serious, Dan Snyder is paying Albert Haynesworth $100 million dollars.”
Mr. West
14. Sep, 2009
I’m really happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
Bill
14. Sep, 2009
“Don’t be nervous. Yes, it’s a fire station and yes, you shouldn’t park in front of it – but remember, you’re the president … you can park wherever you damn well choose.”
Jane
14. Sep, 2009
Get them out of my car. Get every single girl in there OUT of my car. NOW!
Krispy
14. Sep, 2009
If Hillary’s in there, I’m not getting in.
Ardy Bushey
14. Sep, 2009
No, Bill, you can’t have the doggie bag. Bo needs it more than Hillary!
Dick Whitman
14. Sep, 2009
“I’m not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket…I like girls that aren’t too bright because you can trick ‘em a little bit…high school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18 years old, they start to figure it out.”
Trelynda Kerr
14. Sep, 2009
Do I look like Morgan Freeman to you?
Kymmr Barker
14. Sep, 2009
Get in quick, Monica only has 15 minutes!
Matt
14. Sep, 2009
I’m sorry…but you read the sign….no Bills.
Bret
14. Sep, 2009
“Ok hotshot, what IS the definition of “is”?
Fugster
15. Sep, 2009
MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MAN-PURSE IN DISGUISE. THE OTHER DAY I FOUND MY KEYS IN HER SMALL INTESTINE. THAT MAKES ME THE KIND OF PERSON WHOSE AUTOGRAPH I WOULD WANT.
Jeff
17. Sep, 2009
So you hold a cigar like this right after you use it on an intern.