Top 10 Things Joe Wilson Could Have Yelled During a Nationally Televised Presidential Address to a Joint Session of Congress

Posted on 10. Sep, 2009 by in Famous for DC, Front Page, Local, Politics

If South Carolina’s Joe Wilson hadn’t let his emotions get away from him last night, we would be talking about the Obama speech today.

Who wants to do that?

So while “You Lie!” will live on in our hearts forever, here are the top 10 other things we thought would have been awesome for Wilson to yell during a nationally televised presidential address to a joint session of Congress:

10.  Boo Bad Boo!
9.  Play Free Bird!
8.  I drive a Dodge Stratus!
7.  Goooooooooal!
6.  SanDimasHighSchoolFootballRules!
5.  I am an F.  B.  I.  agent!
4. Don’t tase me bro!
3.  Get Some!
2. Freeeeeedom!
1.  LOUD NOISES!

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9 Responses to “Top 10 Things Joe Wilson Could Have Yelled During a Nationally Televised Presidential Address to a Joint Session of Congress”

  1. Michael Goergen

    10. Sep, 2009

    Rental!

  2. Stuart

    10. Sep, 2009

    Or:
    10. How hot was it?
    9. Jerry, Jerry
    8. Hi Ho Silver….Away
    7. Fire in the Hole
    6. Put the Cendle Beck
    5. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday
    4. Geronimo!
    3. Stella!
    2. J. E. T. S. …. Jets, Jets, Jets

    and the Number 1 thing he could have yelled that would definitely gotten everyone’s undivided attention, plus, a whole lot of Secret Service WhoopAss:

    Sic Semper Tyranis

  3. Jarrett

    10. Sep, 2009

    Semi-colon, right parenthesis, winky emoticon!

  4. Tanner

    10. Sep, 2009

    Playoffs?!? Don’t talk about Playoffs!

    I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!

    You get a car!

    Not only are we going to New Hampshire … we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!”

  5. Amy

    10. Sep, 2009

    I can’t believe the inappropriate and disrespectful behavior towards our president.

  6. Long Lewis

    10. Sep, 2009

    We’ll beat your best deal regardless!

  7. Birdman

    10. Sep, 2009

    Believe Dat!

  8. Outkast

    10. Sep, 2009

    Tell ‘em why you mad, Son.

  9. larry

    11. Sep, 2009

    Bah, Ds booed Bush. Few rs catcall Obama. We still talk about what both of them said regardless of the sophomoric behavior.