UPDATE: [Video added] Only In The Midwest: Who Doesn’t Need an AK-47?
July 17, 2009
UPDATE: CNN producers loved this story so much, they lined up an interview with Max Motor owner Mark Muller.
Some of our favorite lines from the interview:
“The only 9-11 call I need is chambering a round.”
“You don’t have a problem with God do you?”
When asked, “what would Jesus do – would he carry a gun?”
Muller responded very bluntly: “No, they didn’t have guns back then, but I do believe he’d carry a sword if he needed it.”
We wonder who this guy might vote for next year….
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Need a little incentive to buy a new car? Well, if you live in Butler, Missouri you might just be in luck.
Those purchasing a vehicle at Max Motors in Missouri will receive an AK-47 assault rifle with their purchase during the month of August. [Makes total sense]
Before you get bent out of shape, don’t worry, Max Motors claims that customers can use the gun voucher to purchase something other than an AK-47.
This year’s promotion is guns only, though Muller said customers can spend the voucher on a less expensive model, like a hunting rifle…
Or perhaps a few hand grenades or a rocket launcher…
God Bless the Midwest.
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If I’m willing to travel there from the East Coast and buy 2 cars can I count on getting two rifles?
Very misleading article connected to this.
They didn’t mention that you qualify for a rocket launcher if you get a fully loaded truck.
How’s a guy to make a buck when they don’t mention the rocket launchers?
I see that the best way to solve the gun crime problem is to ban the sale of trucks.
Bub,
The answer is maybe. As a transplanted Missourian, I would totally buy from him if I still lived there. Though, I think Missouri might limit purchases of firearms to residents of states adjacent to Missouri (there are 8).
You could probably get two $400 traveler’s cheques and buy guns back here, if, of course, you live in Virginia, whose gun laws are closest to Missouri. Maryland and D.C. have more restrictive laws, but if you’re a resident you should be OK — it might just take a while. Provided, of course, that you’re not a felon.
Technically, they’re WASR-10’s, not AK-47’s. I know because this former Missourian owns one.
That guy is right on the mark about meth-heads. It’s crazy.