Should We Think About Appointing a Czar to all the Czars?

Posted on 05. Jun, 2009 by Redneck Genius in Front Page, Interesting, Politics

At this point it’s easier to list the “czars” that Obama hasn’t appointed. [make.it.stop]

Unnamed Czars

Czar of Water/Wake boarding
Czar of Salad Bar Sneeze Guard Manufacturers
Czar of Instant Mashed Potato Products
Czar of Dried up Fishing Holes
Czar of the Dakotas
Czar to the Stars
Czar of the Dollar Cinemas

UPDATE: We spoke too soon. [pay czar?]

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