Headlines You Can’t Make Up

Posted on 03. Jun, 2009 by in Famous for DC, Front Page, Local, Politics

Washington Independent: Tom Tancredo Staffer Pleads Guilty to Karate-Chopping Black Woman

We love the legal brief:

"…defendant was walking down the street making offensive remarks when he encountered the complaintant…"

Really? That casual? Can’t you just visualize it?

"I’m just <making offensive remarks> in the rain…just <making offensive remarks> in the rain…"

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