Mr. Obama, A Humble Request: Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle For Supreme Court
May 12, 2009
This is not a mere commentary on the looks of your current short list, as that would be shallow, and really isn’t worth getting into … yikes .
But here are our top 10 reasons why you should select Kimberly for the high court:
10) She’s a Fox News host…thereby guaranteeing all Republican Senators will vote for her.
9) She has a compelling story of paying her way through law school by modeling lingerie for Macy’s and Victoria’s Secret. That’s a way better story than Joe Biden’s "my dad worked in a coal mine blah blah blah".
8 ) 2005 USO Entertainer of the Year.
7) She’s fashion forward: rockin the Palin glasses in 2001.
6) She dropped that Hillary supporting Gavin Newsom husband of hers like a bad habit.
5) Magna cum laude graduate of the University of California.
4) She’s a first generation American, born in San Francisco to a Puerto Rican mother and an Irish father.
3) She didn’t really mean this.
2) She Twitters! [Sort of ]
And the number one reason why you should pick Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle for the Supreme Court:
1) It will upset Megyn Kelly
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“The University of California” is not a school, it’s a system, as much as UC Berkeley might wish otherwise.
Apparently, she was knocked up with her new husband’s baby while she was still married to her first husband. Classy lady.
Kimberly is what is known as a climber.
Billy Getty———>Gavin [Nearly wrecking Gavin's friendship with Billy]——->Court TV——–>Fox——–>?
First generation American … with a Puerto Rican mother? Not quite, but that probably doesn’t stop some people from hoping that Puerto Rican’s were not Americans.
Supreme Court Heat!
I liked that she showed her mostly nude body for money, that’s hot.
She shouldn’t pretend like she’s a real person afterwords, though.
Beautiful woman, articulate, intelligent a pleasure to watch when she is on the air. Like Palin she has her jealous detractors. However fortunately they are minority. Personally I think Kimberly would probably make a great Supreme Court Justice she has a quality …rarely seen in Washington…. Common Sense.