Banny Ramirez: Hair Tests Positive For Performance Enhancers

Posted on 07. May, 2009 by in Crime and Punishment, Front Page, News, Sports

Major League Baseball announced today that Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games for violating its drug policy.  [atta boy]

*Note: This news does not affect the Washington Nationals.  They will still end up in last place.

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4 Responses to “Banny Ramirez: Hair Tests Positive For Performance Enhancers”

  1. Stuart

    07. May, 2009

    Not necessarily….it is still possible for the Nats to be sent down to AAA where they have a chance of finishing in fourth or fifth place.

  2. JC

    07. May, 2009

    Stuart – why such high hopes for them? They should let the Gitmo detainees suit up. That would sell some tickets.

  3. RT

    08. May, 2009

    Let me guess, professional golfers use performance enhancers too?

  4. Stuart

    08. May, 2009

    No kidding…..check out the size of those golf balls (no basketballs, those…not even baseballs)