We Knew This Invite Was A Little Fishy

We were very pleased surprised to receive the following invite from the Greater Richmond Technology Council:

First Annual Striper Showdown, a GRTC/HRTC joint venture 

Leaving nothing up to chance, and hoping a certain word in the title was misspelled, we called to reserve a front row seat.  Unfortunately, their grammar was right on and it was not what we had hoped.  [dollar bills, y'all]

Back to work.