Archive for November, 2008
Hyper Hill
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
Open Letter [Auto Makers] Overheard in DC [hilarity] Inaugural Homes [rent] Sunday [bonjour] Fore! [GM]
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Dear Wizards: Jordan Was the Least of Your Problems
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
When there are multiple turds in the punch bowl, apparently you blame the one that makes the calls. [Wizards fire Jordan]
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Rahm vs. Boehner
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
A press release issued by House Republican Leader John Boehner regarding Rahm Emanuel ends up in a Saturday Night Live Skit. It is F*&%$%!&*G awesome. SNL: A Message from The White House Chief of Staff Designate h/t AMC
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Obama Plays Spiritual Hooky, Finds New Workout Partner
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
President-Elect Obama, who’s yet to attend church [none of our business] since being elected, has instead found worship at the local gym. According to a lucky staffer tasked with smoothing things over with God, Obama doesn’t want to place burden on his fellow churchgoers. “Because they have a great deal of respect for places of [...]
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Sad Leg Kicks
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
FamousDC Secretary of Education closes down his blog. JoMa: I won’t bury the lede: After nearly two years, the curtain is coming down on this blog. We’ll see ya round JoMa. Have fun at 1600!
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Does This Post Make Us Look Fat?
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Obesity is no longer a disease – It’s a privilege. [We assume the seats are together]
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International Markets and Field Goals
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
Has anyone seen Bloomberg News reporter Nicholas Johnston lately? If not, you should call him. We’re pretty sure he kicked off for the Chargers last night.
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PhoenixSunsPhan Still Shining
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
Capitalizing on my 15 minutes of “fame”… here goes nothing. PHOENIXSUNSPHAN GOES TO D.C. Imagine if you will, that I choose under my own volition to actually go to D.C and leave the sunswept warmth of the lower Sonoran desert. Imagine if you will, that I go back to that cold place and just so [...]
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FamousDC Editor[s] Revealed
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Breaking News: Reports are coming out that one of the editors of FamousDC carried Politico reporter Ryan Grim in her womb for 9 months.
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Who’s Hungry For A Little Turkey? Not Us Anymore.
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
We’ll call this the “Are You Shitting Me?” video of the day. h/t Extreme Turkey
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What Happens to Political Reporters Post Election?
Posted on 21. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
FamousDC is proud to present another installment of our “What Happens to Political Reporters Post Election?” series. Following a tiring campaign season, John Stanton decided he was done chasing down elected officials through the halls of the Capitol. Instead, he chased his dreams (and taste buds) and opened up “Crazy Johnny’s Fireworks” stand. Tired of [...]
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Washington Times Journo Finds Keys to DeLorean
Posted on 20. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
WOW – The Washington Times SA Miller took a page out of Marty McFly’s playbook. He’s traveled in time to a far away land known as “tomorrow” to file this story. Can someone email him and ask if we should start Big Ben in tonight’s Steelers – Bengals game?
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Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day
Posted on 20. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Okay, which one of these news orgs is right? Which one is wrong? Which one is trigger happy on the Breaking News button? Can someone please tell us what the hell is going on? Are we all about to own General Motors? If so, do we get to ride on the jet? 1:46 p.m. — [...]
