Archive for November, 2008
FamousDC Wishes You A Happy Thanksgiving
Posted on 27. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
FamousDC President Pilgrim Mike Allen made an unexpected appearance at the White House Tuesday. Bush, who was in the middle of pardoning a very thankful turkey, was surprised when Pilgrim Mike showed up with a turkey of his own. According to Allen, he thought the event was a “cookout hosted by Sarah Palin” and has [...]
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Never Has It Felt So Good To Come In Second
Posted on 26. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
It’s that time of year in which newspapers, magazines, bloggers, cartoonists and anyone else with an opinion, hands out their “person of the year” award. This year, because we figured everyone’s pick will likely be the same, ["the one"] we’re begging folks to feature their #2 pick. It’ll make the contest that much more interesting [...]
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Hyper Hill
Posted on 26. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
Thanksgiving out [DC Concierge] Spot Crime DC [scary] Turkey Tips [real guy] Open Houses [DC] Bail Out [print] FAIL [AIG]
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Rent My Life For Inauguration
Posted on 26. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
But don’t open the top drawer… It’s not hard to believe that there is a website dedicated to helping people rent their homes during Obama’s inauguration. What is hard to believe, the extra perks each family is offering in order to sweeten the deal. [taking advantage of tourists] For the low price of $3,000 a [...]
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People Google the Darndest Things
Posted on 26. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
We often like to check out the FamousDC referrals so we can figure out where our visitors are coming from. And while we welcome all walks of life – including ugly people, it’s always a treat to see what kind of key word searches people use when they stumble upon our site. This one however [...]
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Will Obama Tap a Secretary of Fu Manchu?
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Months ago we reported on Obama’s Mustache Mafia. We pointed out that some of his closest associates were fond of the facial hair. Now, the Washington Post has picked up on the upper lip phenomenon. [better late than never] For a quick glimpse of all of the Obama associates who rock the tickler, click here. [...]
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Chris Cooley Gets “Air-Humped”
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
How did you celebrate after the Redskins win over Seattle? If your Chris Cooley [47] it went something like this … Before I knew it I was held down on the floor being manhandled and punched in the crotch, oh yea, I got air humped in retaliation while I was down too. Yea, we are [...]
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Hyper Hill
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
Pelosi [malnurtured snay] Facebook Hook-up [25-17] Relax [project beltway] Christmas Tree [g-town] Mailing it in [POTUS] Hilarity [coooooley] Congrats [new job] Favorite [PoP]
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Dick Durbin Wants to Be Your Pen Pal. And Won’t Charge You.
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Christmas is coming a little early for a few lucky Dick Durbin fans this year. A tipster recently shared with us a banner ad that ran adjacent to their email machine. The ad was so mind blowing – we had to share it with the rest of the FDC readers. Yes, pick yourself up off [...]
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Sometimes When You Circle the Wagons, You Need to Remind the Pilgrims To Shoot Outward
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
While some Republicans continue to talk about rebuilding, remixing, redoing, reshuffling and reinventing the wheel – others are making more bold statements. One brave blogger recently claimed: The right doesn’t need to catch up with the left; we need to learn how to work together. [Is he right?] UPDATE: Republican number 1,234 lines up to [...]
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A Country Boy Can Survive Quorum Calls
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Are You Ready For Some Politics? Country music legend Hank Williams Jr., after consulting with Bill Frist and Sen. Lamar Alexander, has decided he will run for senate in 2012. [Family tradition] We can only hope this is true.
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Ain’t No Sex in the Situation Room
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
Is this perhaps the best CNN headline ever? [Minister "too tired" for 7 days of sex]
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Just Asking
Posted on 25. Nov, 2008 by fdc.
What other “cute” sites does P-Giddy have on his Google News Reader? November 22, 2008 Cute Overload: Michael Phelps, your Wheaties sponsorship is ooooooooooverrrrrrr! [singsong] November 24, 2008 FishbowlDC: Happy Hour
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Mayor Fenty’s Wife Gives Birth At Undisclosed Location
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Congratulations to Mayor Fenty and his wife on the birth of their new baby girl. According to reports, it’s “the first female born into the mayor’s family in three generations.” [if at first you don't succeed] As for the birth taking place at an undisclosed hospital- that’s true. “Michelle Fenty, 38, gave birth at [...]
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120,000 Jobs In Jeopardy and We Couldn’t Care Less
Posted on 24. Nov, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Okay, that’s not entirely true – We will be pissed if this interrupts our annual Tim Allen Christmas movie. [Damn you Hollywood]
