Day in the Life

Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by fdc in Famous for DC, Front Page, Local, Politics

Don’t let the recent Fox News fame fool you, Luke Hatzis is still one of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time.  And to prove it, we decided to dig a little deeper and show you the real Luke.

For all the FamousDC fans who’ve emailed us, wanting to know who this Luke guy is, we proudly present … a day in the life of the Gatekeeper: [according to anonymous tipsters that know him well]

6:01 a.m. – wake up
6:02 a.m. – roll over and tell Jessica Alba look alike, “be right back”
6:03 a.m. – run 10 miles
6:07 a.m. – return from run
6:07 a.m. and a few seconds later  – think about resting
6:08 a.m. – realize there’s no time for that
6:09 a.m. – wake up Jessica
6:11 a.m. – toss around some weights
6:18 a.m. – work out over, hit the shower
6:20 a.m. – Jessica makes coffee
6:25 a.m. – hop on laptop and read FamousDC.com
6:26 a.m. – Jessica makes breakfast
6:27 a.m. – break up with Jessica
6:30 a.m. – email Megyn Kelly a few pointers before her show
6:35 a.m. – warm coffee back up by “mean mugging” it
6:45 a.m. – Sports Center
6:50 a.m. – think about how many people wish they were you
7:10 a.m. – still thinking…
7:20 a.m. – walk the dog
7:20 a.m. – email FamousDC and grant them a Famous5 interview
7:30 a.m. – ask driver to warm up the car
7:32 a.m. – talk to agent about firing up a blog
7:45 a.m. – walk outside to car
7:46 a.m. – read WSJ, WaPo, CQ, Hill, Roll Call, Politico, CD AM
7:47 a.m. – scan Playbook
7:50 a.m. – arrive at work, ask driver to stop 3 blocks away
7:55 a.m. – walk to Capitol South, act like normal hill staffer
8:01 a.m. – set-up for Conference meeting
8:02 a.m. – wish that Wake Up Call came out an hour earlier
8:04 a.m. – 8 p.m. – guarding the door – just doing his job

No related posts.

Tags: 20515, Conference, D.C., door keeper, gate keeper, Local, luke. famousdc