Happy Halloween

Obama’s expected White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, has quite a way with words.

The concept is clever, but how do they taste?

Will Speaker Pelosi be overjoyed or torn up over the recent news involving Rep. Rahm? Barack Obama’s campaign has approached Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel about possibly serving as White House chief of staff, officials said Thursday as the marathon presidential race entered its final, frenzied stretch with a Democratic tilt.  …

Anyone want to make a bet on how many Sarah Palins running down M Street tonight?

Why do conservative and liberal bloggers post politically motivated poll questions on their blog? As if the results aren’t already predetermined before they even pose the question. For example: “If every Republican voter was locked in their home by Democratic operatives on Election Day, could McCain still pull off a …

Mo Money [mo problems] Ambinder [crushing] Whoa [nicolasix] Play on [player] Sticker [shock]

We’ve all been witness to those classic infomercials that come on late at night after you’ve reluctantly left the bar, only to go home to cook Beefaroni and have a nice little Jack and Coke before bed – when all of a sudden you turn on the television and decide …

And you thought you were having a bad day.

1) …The media gets in on the drape measuring. 2) …You start fighting amongst yourselves. 3) …Paying $4 million for a video Hallmark card is a drop in the bucket.

Does “good” news like this chap your ass like it does ours?  [surcharges suck]

McCain and Obama will both be on Monday Night Football. But what does this mean for the odss? Will McCain drop Palin and announce Chris Cooley as his new running mate? Heard on the Hill: He Could … Go … All … The … Way

Lots of FamousDC readers are making calls and knocking on doors on the campaign trail, but we still have an update to go with your morning coffee. The Barack Obama special provided inspiration, but everyone wasn’t convinced.  Oh, and Philly is still being obnoxio. Enjoy the coffee.

Cole Hamels has now been on deck for nearly 48 hours. h/t The FDC reader trolling through Facebook, spending too much time reading status updates.

Finally, a good fantasy week for me.  I’m not saying I dropped a lot of points and beat my opponents into submission – I’m simply letting you know that they sucked as much as I did this week. 1. Kellen Winslow Jr., Plaxico Burress and Vernon Davis all missed time …