Hotdogs vs. PETA
July 16, 2008
On the hill today the American Meat Institute is sponsoring the Annual Capitol Hill Hot Dog Lunch. This means Members and staffers can stop by, grab a hot dog, and meet a baseball Hall of Famer.
Today is also a favorite day to every male hill staffer aged 22 -82, because PETA sends up their Lettuce Ladies to hand out veggie dogs right outside the Hot Dog Party. There aren’t any Hall of Fame baseball players at the PETA party, but there seems to always be a long line.
Ahh, America.
Where do they find lettuce like that?
hmmm, ** every ** male hill staffer? I think those of us who are gay would rather have some broccoli bois or turnip twinks.
Let’s not make the mistake of assuming that everyone is str8 ……
Good point jt, but you can at least appreciate the artistic use of lettuce