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Cooley Will Hear About This in the Locker Room

May 23, 2008

WaPo: Chris Cooley, Tackled by True Love

Captain Chaos is settling down! Redskins tight end Chris Cooley will marry former Redskins cheerleader Christy Oglevee tonight in Loudoun County.

“I’m crazy about her,” Cooley, 25, told us yesterday. “She’s the most influential person in my life. We’re extremely good friends as well as in love.”

Chris, we’ll always love you, but why did you let her dress you for this photo? You better start standing up now, or you’ll be wearing this crap for the rest of your life.

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Comments

2 Responses to “Cooley Will Hear About This in the Locker Room”

  1. PB on May 23rd, 2008 11:17 AM

    What does this button do?

  2. tucker on May 23rd, 2008 11:24 AM

    I would wear whatever she said to.

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