Cooley Will Hear About This in the Locker Room

Posted on 23. May, 2008 by in Famous for DC, Front Page, Local, Sports

WaPo: Chris Cooley, Tackled by True Love

Captain Chaos is settling down! Redskins tight end Chris Cooley will marry former Redskins cheerleader Christy Oglevee tonight in Loudoun County.
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“I’m crazy about her,” Cooley, 25, told us yesterday. “She’s the most influential person in my life. We’re extremely good friends as well as in love.”

Chris, we’ll always love you, but why did you let her dress you for this photo? You better start standing up now, or you’ll be wearing this crap for the rest of your life.

Captain Chaos Loves Ralph Lauren

 

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2 Responses to “Cooley Will Hear About This in the Locker Room”

  1. PB

    23. May, 2008

    What does this button do?

  2. tucker

    23. May, 2008

    I would wear whatever she said to.