One Craigslist poster has a crush on Politico vet Patrick O’Connor. [h/t Fishbowl DC ]

The text reads: “I feel like an ass for having asked you out at the Hawk and Dove, but I simply couldn’t help myself. I thought you were adorable and happen to be just my type- a brooding journalist. If it doesn’t work out with your girlfriend, contact me. Can’t believe I’ve stooped this low, but it is what it is.”