Archive for April, 2008
Stuart Smalley owes a large amount of taxes
Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
In case you hadn’t heard, former SNL funny man Al Franken is running for the Senate. And while you might find his candidacy legitimate, the IRS begs to differ. And as only his Extremeness could point out, it’s “more like ironic foreshadowing.”
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Finally, a dating site for ugly people
Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
FDC readers, Robert Blaser has good news – of the pompous variety. There has never been a better time to be a show off. Just last week I posted an item about a new magazine called Snob. And now, here we are with a special online dating service just for really, really smart people. Apparently poor Robert [...]
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Rep. Louie Gohmert’s inescapable hiring theme
Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Unless you’re a female, who graduated from a school whose mascot is a spoiled collie, and you have a hell of a time walking in high-heeled shoes, you need not apply for a job with Texas Republican Louie Gohmert. [$ubscription] Gohmert just hired four new staffers – all of them female, three of them Texas A&M grads [...]
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Latest Links
Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Who you callin’ a pansy? [flower power] Do you feel for Obama? [out to pastor] Liberals are laughing at this [WTF?] Roger Clemens sucks [there we said it]
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From the Trail [4/30/08]
Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Barack Obama goes Blockbuster and starts selling DVDs [no late fee] “On Monday of this week — timed, purposely or coincidentally, within mere hours of Rev. Wright’s speech to the National Press Club — the Obama campaign sent an email to supporters in which they offered, in exchange for a small donation, a “limited-edition DVD [...]
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When “15 minutes of fame” isn’t quite enough
Posted on 30. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
If you are as sick of superdelegate talk as I am, than you’ll really get a kick out of this post. “As President and Vice President of the College Democrats of America, Lauren Wolfe and Awais Khaleel are both superdelegates at the Democratic Convention in Denver. They are both undecided and want to know how [...]
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Do conservative chicks dig liberal dudes?
Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
Blogger John Hawkins is back at it with the ladies. Don’t miss out.
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The DOT is blogging their assphalt off
Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by nolongerfamous.
The Department of Transportation, you know, the group in charge of your two-hour commute – has just launched a new blog – appropriately called, the “Fastlane.” [I get it] It’s only fitting, that Sec. Peters, who recently brought sexy back with the opening of the DOT’s brand new building – has finally embraced the ”information super-highway”- albeit, probably reluctantly, thanks [...]
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BREAKING: RNC in lock-down due to little Rascals
Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
According to a tipster, the RNC building is under lock-down right now because of protestors outside their building. Apparently the protesters are cruising around in these.
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Latest Links
Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
American Airlines to Charge for Second Bag [communism] Stolen Vote Committee Gets Another $150K [shame!] Pam Anderson Bakes Good Bread [oddly enough] After the Correspondents’ Dinner [get the boobs] Applying the Long Tail to Air Travel [DayJet] 10 Years of Voodoo Fest [New Orleans] Prince Covers Radio Head [Creep]
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FDC Presents: The Photo-Op Awards
Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
As you read this post, hundreds of cameras are going off right now – each one attempting to capture that perfect (or not so perfect) moment. While Obama, Clinton and McCain crisscross the country, so do the cameras. While they draw record crowds, hundreds of eager photographers chase them around, each hoping that their picture [...]
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Look What You’ve Done, DeShawn Stevenson
Posted on 29. Apr, 2008 by fdc.
After DeShawn Stevenson calls out LeBron James, the Wizards are down 3-1 the Cavs. Gilbert Arenas tries to put lipstick on a pig, but this one is about over: Game 5 Next If we’re going to pull out this series, we’re going to need a miracle. We’re going to have to dig. We’re going to [...]
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Craig Ferguson does funny
Posted on 28. Apr, 2008 by Redneck Genius.
CBS Late Night comedian Craig Ferguson entertained the 94th annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Event from Saturday, Apr. 26, 2008.
